Hi! My name is Gwen Simons, and this is my WordPress Blog!
And that was the awkward silence where you wonder why you care!
You care because this is the internet, dammit, and anyone can be famous on the internet. Or because you know me. Or because you read something that made you want to know me, to see other things I’ve birthed out of my story-fice. Maybe someone mentioned that I’ve got an answer for everything, or you just googled story-fice. (Wierdo.) Regardless, hello!
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